>Never and sometimes respectively, but the second isn't exactly going to be solved by stickies, is it?

Read between the lines. I am stating the fact that people are dumb enough to not see things that are written to rules.html, even though it is right there under the post form. A lot of people just don't pay attention to it. Seeing as how.. well almost all of the imageboards have the same format for the rules and they are usually just the same shit repeated.

>I'd kind of like to be able to make threads immortal, though.

What about thread archival? Kind of a step in the right direction.. only with seperation from the other threads :X