I'm not sure what to properly call these, but they're used in 2ch-style boards if someone posts a very bad thread.
There's a lot of English-translated versions here: http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/992682185/
But anyway, >>1, listen to this. Yesterday I went to The Society for the Study of Modern Image Board Culture, you know, that famous board on the wakaba site. There were so many threads that I couldn't post a thread of my own. Then, I happened to see the billboard that said, "Japanese, English and boards from any other country are all welcome." What is wrong with the moderators? Hey, you, foreign language posters, don't just come to The Society for the Study of Modern Image Board Culture attracted by the "Japanese, English and boards from any other country are all welcome."!
It seems that those three tripcoders are a family. A family in The Society for the Study of Modern Image Board Culture! Are they serious? Mr VacBob said I'm not sure what to properly call these, but they're used in 2ch-style boards if someone posts a very bad thread. I was embarrassed to be around! Gimme your thread, I will give you a board to post in any language.
The Society for the Study of Modern Image Board Culture should be barbarous. It should have hardened posters quarreling with the trolls across the U-designed table, killing with knives.
I like those situations. Livejournalers and children, stay away if you know what's good for you!
I could sit at last! Hearing the person next to me, he or she said, "Haven't tried Google, hm?", which means make use of search engines, please.
What?
Google? That's out of fashion, okay?
Moron. Stop showing off. No more Google.
Do you really want it?
That's what I want to know. I'd interrogate you up to one hour.
What you really wanted was just to hear yourself say "Haven't tried Google, hm?", wasn't it?
From the The Society for the Study of Modern Image Board Culture expert's view, the more fashionable post is a kopipe, which means a copy and paste.
Yoshinoya rant parody is most fashionable.
If you post this, you can make fun of a lot of posters and a little bit of readers.
The most powerful post is a self-referential Yoshinoya rant parody.
This means bitter dark humor. I don't want to recommend this to amateurs because you would be watched with suspicion on your next visit to The Society for the Study of Modern Image Board Culture.
In short, you'll be putting yourself in a double-edged situation.
You had better post a simple reply to an existing thread, which means a short sentence or two like: "So I am not the only noob? W00t!" or "not original enough. fail."
Awesome sequence of dates.