I'm not sure what to properly call these, but they're used in 2ch-style boards if someone posts a very bad thread.
There's a lot of English-translated versions here: http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/992682185/
Hi, everybody. I am >>1's cell phone. Nice to meet you.
I am writing this message via Imode.
My owner did a stupid thing again. He has made this thread.
I have to apologize to you guys for him. I really mean it.
I am thinking,
maybe a "The Society for the Study of Modern Message Board Culture" would be called for?
Also,
variations on the awesome Yoshinoya rant need to be produced!
Oh, VacBob, you found that thread!
I was looking all over for it...
Haven't tried Google, hm?
>>5
Anonymous-san found it, actually. I just copied the URL off of #4chan.
I found it first and then posted the Yoshinoya rant in the news thread (http://dis.4chan.org/test/read.php/sug/1099289609/305-).
Well, that's not true. Actually, WAHa found it first after some weirdo posted it as a comment to some Slashdot(-like?) site.
Anyway, we need more of these. There is a lot of them that didn't get translated in that thread. Anyone want to take a shot?
Hah, found the comment WAHa found: http://www.indybay.org/news/2003/04/1596459_comment.php
Anyway, we seem to collect Yoshinoya rant versions and related stuff in this thread in 4-ch's /dqn/, so yeah: http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1102173036/
So I am not the only noob? W00t!
These seem to be called "kopipe" (copy-pastes)
>>1, can you set this aside for a while and hear me out? It's not much related to this thread, but anyway.
Yesterday I went to Pockymart, which is the most famous Pocky chain in Japan.
There are so many people that I couldn't sit in the counter.
Then, I happened to see the billboard that said,"Discount Y150"
Are the Pockymart staff fools or crazy?
Hey, you, the not so frequent comers in Pockymart, don't just come to Pockymart attracted by the "Discount Y150"!
It seems that those four people are a family. A family in Pockymart! Are they serious?
The father said I will order Tokumori, the biggest size in the shop. I was embarrassed to be around!
Gimme your seat, I will give you Y150.
Pockymart should be barbarous. It should have hardened customers quarreling with the person across the U-designed table, killing with knives.
I like those situations. Women and children, stay away if you know what's good for you!
I could sit at last! Hearing the person next to me, he or she said, "Oomori-yobun-daku please", which means a large serving and a large amount of chocolate, please.
What?
Extra chocolate? That's out of fashion, okay?
Moron. Stop showing off. No more extra chocolate.
Do you really want it?
That's what I want to know. I'd interrogate you up to one hour.
What you really wanted was just to hear yourself say "extra chocolate", wasn't it?
From the Pockymart expert's view, the more fashionable order is Kuro-daku, which means dark chocolate.
Oomori-Kuro-daku is most fashionable.
If you order this, you can eat a lot of dark chocolate and a little bit of wafer.
The most powerful order is Oomori-Kuan-daku.
Kuan-daku means bitter dark chocolate with white chocolate stripes.
I don't want to recommend this to amateurs because you would be watched with suspicion on your next visit to Pockymart.
In short, you'll be putting yourself in a double-edged situation.
You had better eat a set lunch of Ichigo-hentou, which means a set lunch of strawberry and a part of almond.