2ch >>1 insult posts (22)

13 Name: Anonymous 2004-12-08 11:46 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>1, can you set this aside for a while and hear me out? It's not much related to this thread, but anyway.
Yesterday I went to Pockymart, which is the most famous Pocky chain in Japan.
There are so many people that I couldn't sit in the counter.
Then, I happened to see the billboard that said,"Discount Y150"
Are the Pockymart staff fools or crazy?
Hey, you, the not so frequent comers in Pockymart, don't just come to Pockymart attracted by the "Discount Y150"!
It seems that those four people are a family. A family in Pockymart! Are they serious?
The father said I will order Tokumori, the biggest size in the shop. I was embarrassed to be around!
Gimme your seat, I will give you Y150.

Pockymart should be barbarous. It should have hardened customers quarreling with the person across the U-designed table, killing with knives.
I like those situations. Women and children, stay away if you know what's good for you!

I could sit at last! Hearing the person next to me, he or she said, "Oomori-yobun-daku please", which means a large serving and a large amount of chocolate, please.
What?
Extra chocolate? That's out of fashion, okay?
Moron. Stop showing off. No more extra chocolate.
Do you really want it?
That's what I want to know. I'd interrogate you up to one hour.
What you really wanted was just to hear yourself say "extra chocolate", wasn't it?
From the Pockymart expert's view, the more fashionable order is Kuro-daku, which means dark chocolate.
Oomori-Kuro-daku is most fashionable.
If you order this, you can eat a lot of dark chocolate and a little bit of wafer.

The most powerful order is Oomori-Kuan-daku.
Kuan-daku means bitter dark chocolate with white chocolate stripes.
I don't want to recommend this to amateurs because you would be watched with suspicion on your next visit to Pockymart.
In short, you'll be putting yourself in a double-edged situation.
You had better eat a set lunch of Ichigo-hentou, which means a set lunch of strawberry and a part of almond.

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