4chan's 5th Death (95)

1 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 01:56 ID:Heaven [Del]

But I can only remember 4 times... ?

1st death: Sometime between October 10th and 29th, 2003

2nd death: January 3rd, 2004

3rd death: June 20th, 2004

4th death: July 1st, 2005

http://www.4chan.org/news.php?all

Anyway, discuss! lol

2 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 02:07 ID:go62df0j [Del]

2003-2005

RIP 4CHAN

MIDNIGHT JULY 1st NEVAR FORGET

3 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 02:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

They probably didn't bother posting "HAY GUYS, WE'RE BACK" every time, 'cause once you were at the site you could see that for yourself.

And saying that the site is about to die makes everyone start leeching like crazy. And outages aren't always planned...

4 Name: dmpk2k!hinhT6kz2E 2005-07-01 05:07 ID:DWO2mt0h [Del]

What I never understood was why 4chan adopted a grow, grow, grow policy? If you're having difficulty funding a site, making it larger is unlikely to help. The dot-com era ended five years ago.

So they go on a donation drive, promise it'll keep 4chan going... then apparently splurge it instead of adopting a conservative policy. A bandwidth capacity of 60Mbits? Why? Get a decent QoS and let the lower speeds serve as a demand limiter.

Are they attempting to grow it so large that advertisers would come? Or increase the value of the domain name? Someone enlighten me?

5 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 07:22 ID:qewBNcT4 [Del]

4chan is dead, long live to Wakachan !!!

6 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 07:51 ID:Heaven [Del]

4chan is dead, long live 4chan!

7 Name: !WAHa.06x36 2005-07-01 08:13 ID:/33WvZvU [Del]

4chan is still alive, as long as you access it through 8chan.net instead.

http://img.8chan.net/b/imgboard.html

8 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 10:36 ID:qF5OlQmW [Del]

amusingly, none of the surviving boards are on the "worksafe" 4channel.org domain anymore.
this will be fun.
otoh, if that means americans cant access 4chan from work/school anymore, that will certainly reduce the traffic a lot.

9 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 10:57 ID:qF5OlQmW [Del]

>>8
.... which is of course nonsense, since all of the boards that were on zip.4channel.org except /a/ and /m/ have explicit worksafe-rules.
still, /a/ and /m/ have not.
which indicates that /a/ is now the replacement for /h/, /u/, /y/ ... and at the moment /b/ ...

10 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 11:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>7

Down/unavailable

11 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 11:33 ID:mdyWSWcm [Del]

In related news: Whats with shii.org? Is it dead, too?

12 Name: !WAHa.06x36 2005-07-01 11:47 ID:/33WvZvU [Del]

>>11

Shii's getting out of the game. He cut up the site and distributed it to the poor.

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14 Name: Mr VacBob!JqK7T7zan. 2005-07-01 11:52 ID:2UZJO4Da [Del]

>>4
I haven't the slightest idea, but I'd certainly enjoy using it more when it's on a 60MBit pipe rather than a smaller one.

>>9
/a/ is still /a/. For others go to iichan*.

>>11
He's doing the wapanese exchange-student-to-Japan thing and can't manage a website at the same time.

*as long as it can handle the load of course

15 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 12:07 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>4

4chan did what is the greatest savoir vivre of today's times: to live beyond one's means.

And with any incarnation, it was awesome as long as it lasted.

The creativity level was still too low, though.

16 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 12:48 ID:Z4FHD9ko [Del]

what is the best alternative for 4chan?

17 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 12:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>16

www.1chan.net

18 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 14:02 ID:Z4FHD9ko [Del]

but where can i present my torrents? hehe...

19 Name: !WAHa.06x36 2005-07-01 14:46 ID:/33WvZvU [Del]

How quickly everyone forgets http://0chan.net/w/!

20 Name: anon!0x/4B5gLB6 2005-07-01 15:10 ID:UiSSrxkP [Del]

1st death: Sometime between October 10th and October 29th, 2003.
2nd death: Sometime around November 22, 2003. (forgot this one?)
3rd death: January 3rd, 2004.
4th death: June 20th, 2004

21 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 15:10 ID:Heaven [Del]

apparently wakachan has a torrents board too, no one uses it though

22 Name: anon!0x/4B5gLB6 2005-07-01 15:16 ID:UiSSrxkP [Del]

That's me; feel free to use it. BUT READ THE RULES!

23 Name: dmpk2k!hinhT6kz2E 2005-07-01 15:53 ID:R80s8P/N [Del]

>>14
As I said, demand limiter. If you aren't getting it instantly, you'll probably also be more selective in what you download. Multiply this by a few thousand users...

It's actually pretty simple: place the html and thumbs in one category, and the src in another. Give the first category bandwidth precedence. It doesn't slow down surfing much since the html is sent quickly, but people won't leech slower src/ pointlessly either.

24 Name: Anonymous!/REYr0p1Ro 2005-07-01 17:00 ID:Z4FHD9ko [Del]

>>22
thanks! but where are the rules?

25 Name: nuip!/REYr0p1Ro 2005-07-01 17:37 ID:Z4FHD9ko [Del]

>>24
okay, d'oh. i got it. "no licensed" means no stuff in u.s., or what?

and are there any rules for the choice of trackers? ;)

26 Name: anon!0x/4B5gLB6 2005-07-01 19:11 ID:Heaven [Del]

Trackers must function. Other than that, just don't bitch too much.

27 Name: anon!21anon4H3U 2005-07-01 19:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

and yes, licensed refers to the US.

28 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 20:44 ID:S1gM6wpe [Del]

maybe people would use the torrents board if you didn't divide up the navbar into iichan and wakachan hint hint

29 Name: 1 2005-07-01 20:58 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>28

I've been telling them that this was a bad idea from the start but no....

Anyway, what a funny thread this has become.

30 Name: moot 2005-07-01 22:20 ID:7D4Ym6Xf [Del]

See 4chan for my take. This is what happens when I get a job and leave the site to the staff for more than a few days.

31 Name: shii 2005-07-01 22:35 ID:S1gM6wpe [Del]

FALSE ALARM YOU MAY RETURN TO YOUR HOMES

32 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 23:23 ID:Heaven [Del]

Well okay.

33 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-01 23:24 ID:Heaven [Del]

oh hay shii are you in japan already?
how are the lolis

34 Name: shii 2005-07-02 00:15 ID:S1gM6wpe [Del]

Right now I'm in akihabara. and i can't name names but there are some pretty good places for lolis here!

35 Name: Furi!EuK0M02kkg 2005-07-02 01:17 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>34
Requesting more pictures and loli material. ^_^

36 Name: shii 2005-07-03 21:02 ID:S1gM6wpe [Del]

alright, I put it up on hussy. look for the post made around 9PM

37 Name: Furi!EuK0M02kkg 2005-07-04 02:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

Er, call me silly or ignorant, but what is this "hussy" you speak of?

38 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-04 17:31 ID:nuqC5t7y [Del]

I assure you that you're better off not getting that joke.

39 Name: shii 2005-07-04 20:27 ID:S1gM6wpe [Del]

ditto

40 Name: Furi!EuK0M02kkg 2005-07-05 01:08 ID:Heaven [Del]

Okay... Taken many pictures? How long you there for?

41 Name: Inst!VDMXms9A/o!!RMZYY2jS 2005-07-05 09:50 ID:CO1YKVOJ [Del]

shii is a real jap?

42 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-05 09:51 ID:CO1YKVOJ [Del]

ya

43 Name: inst 2005-07-05 10:04 ID:CO1YKVOJ [Del]

last was mine, but was clearing tripcode from browser memory in internet cafe.
if shii is realjap in west, what's the nature of the excursion? If I recall, japs past 1970? don't like to emigrate out anymore, or their emigration imitates 1stwrld->1stwrld emigration, especially since japan is a 1stwrld country.

44 Name: inst 2005-07-05 10:21 ID:CO1YKVOJ [Del]

okay, read thread, he is a wapanese? lol, smfc

45 Name: anon!21anon4H3U 2005-07-05 12:51 ID:Heaven [Del]

what the fuck are you talking about?

46 Name: Anonymous 2005-07-05 20:30 ID:Heaven [Del]

stop posting while drunk

47 Name: !WAHa.06x36 2005-07-06 17:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

This is now the drunk posting thread. Post only while drunk!

48 Name: sage 2005-07-07 07:52 ID:6aBuvqOV [Del]

ok, i drank half a bottle rum just to be sure of some insight into what to post, but nothing has come to mind, so more dinking ok

49 Name: drunk 2005-07-07 19:25 ID:Heaven [Del]

seems to be working, your name's int he wrong field thingeredoodad.

50 Name: !3GqYIJ3Obs 2005-08-24 08:06 ID:JNKQQJk6 [Del]

indeed

51 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-24 15:21 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>47
Altright

52 Name: !vaUgupenis 2005-08-24 15:23 ID:Heaven [Del]

tewst

53 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-27 15:37 ID:Heaven [Del]

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54 Name: anon!HvwnGG0EaM 2005-08-28 16:16 ID:UiSSrxkP [Del]

moot and "the team" aren't out of the woods yet!

55 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-29 01:20 ID:mV3MxJds [Del]

Place your bets! Will 4chan survive? I vote "no". They are too closed in the way they run things, which is kind of sketchy on a donation based budget.

56 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-29 04:03 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>53
sea of MANCO

57 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-03 02:18 ID:iPvZ50IF [Del]

>>54

They should escape them by helicopter.

58 Name: Anonymous 2005-09-03 03:14 ID:Heaven [Del]

I think 4chan will survive but things aren't going to get any better.

59 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-06 02:46 ID:pfyY1A3I [Del]

4chan is dead

60 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-06 02:50 ID:Heaven [Del]

No it isn't. Stop saying that everytime one or two servers go down for a few hours.
Also, stop making threads on other imgboards about it. It gets tiring.

61 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-06 02:52 ID:pfyY1A3I [Del]

4chan is dead

62 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-06 02:53 ID:pfyY1A3I [Del]

noooo! emo cry 4chan can't be dead!!

63 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-06 04:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

ID:pfyY1A3I is DQN

64 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-06 17:26 ID:H2W5uiZr [Del]

4chan went down for a bit for some people because of hilarious backbone drama (Cogent and Level3 depeered, 4chan is on Cogent), but BGP should have fixed it all now.

65 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-06 22:14 ID:XcVncOBt [Del]

4chan went down to Georgia, looking for a soul to steal.

66 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-06 23:21 ID:2c1eQuZf [Del]

And moot was in a bind 'cause he was way behind and was willin' to make a deal.

67 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-07 05:15 ID:TeZflDnw [Del]

http://4chan.jp
japanese version

68 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-07 09:14 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>67 is a liar.

69 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-30 23:16 ID:/nSflv1A [Del]

[08:53] * Now talking in #4chan
[08:53] * Topic is '4chan | Site is down while things are worked on.'
[08:53] * Set by moot!HELLO@MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT on Sun Oct 30 20:30:08

70 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-31 20:48 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>69

That's not a "death"

71 Name: Anonymous 2005-11-01 23:00 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>70
death would probably be better than having "moot!HELLO@MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT.MOOT" as an admin...

72 Name: Anonymous : 2005-11-15 19:42 ID:F6ujwIff [Del]

Don't these people have test environments? Sheesh.

73 Name: thatdog : 2005-11-16 02:14 ID:MQg8UUC+ [Del]

>>72
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...HA!

74 Name: kjjhkhjkjh : 2007-12-19 21:48 ID:C2MW5xvz [Del]

THIS IS FROM 2005 BUT ME 2007 I COME FROM THE FUTURE DO NOT RESIST MY FORCED SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!

75 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-20 05:15 ID:EV+fDzG5 [Del]

so is it dead yet?

76 Name: Anonymous : 2007-12-20 07:01 ID:Heaven [Del]

Unfortunately not.

77 Name: Anonymous : 2008-03-04 17:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

I hope everyone has left...

78 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-02 16:03 ID:Pea1uTZN [Del]

FUCKFUCKFUCK

79 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-02 18:59 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>77
Way to bump an old, now-obsolete thread!

80 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-03 00:54 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>79

77 saged, dipshit. It was 78 who bumped the thread.

81 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-03 00:54 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>79

77 saged, dipshit. It was 78 who bumped the thread.

82 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-04 18:58 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>81
Whoops, clicked the wrong reply when I posted that. Sorry!

83 Name: Anonymous : 2009-02-05 20:43 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>82
I'ma hunt you down if you don't SAY IT like you MEAN IT1

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88 Name: Anonymous : 2011-04-13 13:31 ID:oHzxblDq [Del]

Very interesting...

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95 Name: Anonymous : 2013-12-08 17:43 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>58
This guy was right on the money.

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