Last week I craved lolicon. I knew it was rather sick, but I downloaded it and wanked to it anyway.
Earlier this week I really wanted porn of crossdressing guys with uncircumcised dicks. Why uncircumcised? Who the hell knows? I downloaded futanari/gay porn from several sites and saved it-- now I find it rather gross and I wonder what had got into me.
But it hasn't stopped! Tonight I really want straight, furry porn.
Shit, I can't believe I just said that! I really want furry porn! AUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I think /b/ is doing weird things to my head. I've never had these sorts of problems before.