A thread over in /b/ got this idea stuck in my head, and there was no way around it: A Laughing Man widget. This one is just as useless as Shiny Orb. It just sits there and spins.
The main feature is the obsessive attention to detail! I traced the image off a Production IG image, and I've even got the text working right - the real Laughing Man logo doesn't have a simple rotating ring of text, as most people believe, it has a scrolling text that continuously appears and disappears on the right side, and doesn't match up.