>>375 s/PHP user/Apache user

MySQL runs perfectly well by default, not sure where you're getting that it doesn't.

Nobody said that we were using the default Apache config, you just assumed that we were.

I also didn't mention how to actually set up a VirtualHost, which would include enabling CGI to run. Did you want me to hold your hand while you pee, as well?

The above are the steps to get it running, if anyone wants more info, they can search online or contact me. You're just as bad as the retards who try to run Wakaba on free webhosts that are lacking the necessary functions.