Japanese Online Idioms (154)

1 Name: Anonymous 2004-10-27 17:19 ID:Heaven [Del]

I'd like to know what some of these strange, reoccuring online idioms mean that japenese use. One of them is (ry, for instance. Here is a thread for your opportunity to explain them to us online gaijin.

A starting point might be this obscure page here:
homepage.mac.com/igarin/2ch.html

101 Name: Anonymous 2005-02-03 21:20 ID:Heaven (Replies) [Del]

Hereツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ(テ淞�催�)ツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェshe comes !!!!
It's inツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ(テ淞�催�)ツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェTHE HOUSE !!!!
I CAMEツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ(テ淞�催�)ツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ !!!!
IT CAMEツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ(テ淞�催�)ツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ !!!!
IT'S HEREツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ(テ淞�催�)ツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ !!!!
It arrivedツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ(テ淞�催�)ツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ !!!!
Finallyツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ(テ淞�催�)ツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ !!!!

102 Name: Anonymous 2005-03-24 19:47 ID:EfBc5SWF [Del]

>>45
JISAKUJIEN is also the name of the AA character who has a face like Moraler, but is not a cat (he is a tiny ball). (•ツ��•)ツイツイ

103 Name: Anonymous 2005-03-25 12:44 ID:TfC2PZcR [Del]

BURAKURA (ツブツδ可クツδ�) is popular.
but MAIKURA (ツマツイツクツδ�) is no.
mental BURAKURA is popular than MAIKURA (ツマツイツクツδ�)

104 Name: Cidsa!iGBMN2S3QU 2005-04-16 20:22 ID:2LEmA+6z [Del]

A friend of mine uses PORI PORI (ツポツδ環ポツδ�), he uses it to say that he's eating something (usually candy).
I've seen a few people using this before, I don't know if it's a common thing on the chans though.

105 Name: Anonymous 2005-04-16 20:29 ID:Heaven [Del]

What the Japanese common term for "imageboards" anyway?

106 Name: Anonymous 2005-04-17 04:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

107 Name: Hinata 2005-04-21 10:34 ID:i9lA0Rxl [Del]

>>105
ツ嘉ヲツ堕慊掲ツ篠ヲツ氾�
>>106
It's so useful!

108 Name: Anonymous 2005-05-24 06:32 ID:Heaven [Del]

ツ閉ウツスツδ� (KUSOSURE) = Shitty thread

109 Name: test!3GqYIJ3Obs 2005-06-24 00:27 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>101

I came, I saw, I BURAKURA

110 Name: ham... 2005-06-27 18:55 ID:1W1hI7u3 [Del]

esop...

111 Name: Anonymous 2005-06-29 06:15 ID:uF0QbtiW [Del]

>>104

My girlfriend uses this as a kind of self-conscious scratching-yourself noise.

(^_^)>" Ehehehehe...
テ偲淌佚偲淌�

112 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-09 01:54 ID:u6DMdNUA [Del]

ツコツテツフツォ is short for ツコツテツ・ツフツォツビツア (kote-phobia)
ツコツテ means ツコツテツハツδ� (ツ古�津ィツハツδ督ドツδ仰ネツーツδ)

A ツコツテツフツォ is a person who shows abnormal dislike towards posters with a handle name on BBS.

http://academy3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1123050377/744-748

113 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-17 04:56 ID:vE/xKPYv [Del]

ツ「ツマツジツつゥツ」 = "wtf?"
maji ka = is this for real? No kidding? Are you serious?
ツ「ツマツジツつゥツ」is short for ツ「ツつサツづェツづ債真ツ姪環姪堋づ按話ツづ�つキツつゥツ」

114 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-23 04:15 ID:pgr/q15C [Del]

  • ツつ堕つ�ツつ猟つケツつ�つ陳つ�つ板つ�つ卍づ督つカツつアツつ個つ�

ツつ堕つ�ツつ猟つケツつ�つ陳つ�つ板つ�つ卍づ督つカツつアツつ個つ� is the Japanese keyboard's QWERTY or fgsfds
http://d.hatena.ne.jp/keyword/%A3%F1%A4%A2%A3%F7%A4%BB%A3%E4%A3%F2%A3%E6%A3%F4%A3%E7%A3%F9%A4%D5%A4%B8%A4%B3%A3%EC%A3%F0?kid=80573

115 Name: !WAHa.06x36 2005-08-23 19:21 ID:Heaven [Del]

"ツつ堕つ�ツつ猟つケツつ�つ陳つ�つ板つ�つ卍づ督つカツつアツつ個つ�" is also funny because it says "Fujiko". True story.

116 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-24 07:07 ID:Heaven [Del]

I am seeing "plz" appear on 2channel more and more...

I don't know whether to laugh or to cry.

orz

117 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-24 07:56 ID:+gxwOY2F [Del]

Let me know when someone draws a character in the plz position. Contortions ahoy!

118 Name: !WAHa.06x36 2005-08-24 10:54 ID:HEKe6wnB [Del]

>>116

Yeah, I've spotted a "ツ湘堋催用lz", which would be a combination of "ツ湘堋催猟キツボツδ�" and "source plz" (both of which mean the same thing).

Well, I found it hilarious, at least.

Also, just like how "source plz" keeps mutating just because it's said so often and is such a trite thing to say, the Japanese keep coming up with variations on "ツ湘堋催猟キツボツδ�" too. I guess the "plz" is just one of the latest ones.

119 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-24 11:31 ID:N1k5kQbt [Del]

>>114
It isn't actually how you would ram out QWERTY on a Japanese keyboard, it's a particular arrangement (try following the letters) which happens to spell out Fujiko.

120 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-24 16:27 ID:pBaBPFHq [Del]

plz is YANKEE orz

121 Name: Anonymous 2005-08-24 19:16 ID:Heaven [Del]

Results 1 - 10 of about 4,870 from 2ch.net for plz. (0.03 seconds)
http://www.google.com/search?q=site%3A2ch.net+plz&btnG=Google+Search

122 Name: Sling 2005-08-24 21:47 ID:Heaven [Del]

Results 1 - 10 of about 3,510 from 2ch.net for "ツ湘堋催猟つュツつセツつウツつ「"
Results 1 - 10 of about 9,630 from 2ch.net for "ツ湘堋催用lz"

123 Name: Albright!LC/IWhc3yc 2005-08-25 09:51 ID:Heaven [Del]

Results 1 - 5 of 5 from 2ch.net for ツ湘堋催猟可コツつウツつ「.

?!

124 Name: Sling 2005-08-26 06:23 ID:Heaven [Del]

Detailed hope
:)

126 Name: 112 2005-10-11 08:58 ID:Heaven [Del]

"Kote-phobia" explanation (in >>112) can now be looked up in
http://makimo.to/2ch/academy3_english/1123/1123050377.html

>>125
I posted that one!

127 Name: Anonymous 2005-10-30 00:48 ID:J1pTXZuR [Del]

ツキテツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ(テ淞�催�)ツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェツ�ェ!!

128 Name: Anonymous : 2006-01-14 13:02 ID:uwUtJ3zq [Del]

What does "gb2/something" mean?

129 Name: Anonymous : 2006-01-14 15:18 ID:qenVkpw5 [Del]

"get back to -something-"

probably from old colonial / racist exclamations of wanting economic / refugee immigrants of former slave classes to "get back to africa (and stop stealing our jobs)" etc. In this case usually an expression of the poster informing the subject that they are in the wrong board section (or wrong board altogether) and where they should go to ("take" their wrong-subject post "back" to).

e.g. someone within the 4chan lot puts a pornographic post on a board about kittens... incensed felophile orders them to "gb2/h/ !!!1" and might well request "modz" to have them "b&" (b-and, banned)

might also be written in this case as a more simple "gb2h" without the slashes... if they posted something that was not allowed on the board but allowed on another (e.g. iichan not 4chan) there would be "gb2/iichan".... and for things that are just plain wrong and have no home, there's the universal GTFO (get the f--- out)

easy enough when you know how ;)

130 Name: Anonymous : 2006-01-15 12:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>129 is wrong, it comes from SA. Anyway, this is the wrong thread for this.

131 Name: Anonymous : 2006-01-17 20:57 ID:0MrhLUXz [Del]

>>111
MY GIRLFRIEND

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133 Name: !WAHa.06x36 : 2006-01-24 05:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>132 is the strangest spam yet.

134 Name: Anonymous : 2006-01-26 14:20 ID:lm1gBiFg [Del]

>>132
omgz teh WMF exploitx0r

135 Name: Anonymous : 2006-01-26 15:23 ID:lm1gBiFg [Del]

I shortened this list to words that are used in the West, and put it up here:

http://shii.org/warosupedia

136 Name: !WAHa.06x36 : 2006-01-27 05:52 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>134

More like the GIF exploitx0r or something. Oh well, might as well delete it.

137 Name: wan : 2006-10-22 18:33 ID:rkZ+7ts5 [Del]

Roツづ個話ツ妥ィツづ個づ抂Kツづ�つキツ。 ツ嘉ヲツ堕慊づ�UPツ嘉つ能ツづ按づ個づ�、 ... Ro Bbs. Roツづ個話ツ妥ィツづ個づ抂Kツづ�つキツ。 ツ嘉ヲツ堕慊づ�UPツ嘉つ能ツづ按づ個づ�、ツづ�づアツづ�づアツづ�つ、ツつシ~ツヾ(ツ〃ツ�仰��)ツノ ... ツ本ツ嘉�RツOツづ�氾、ツ較ツつキツづゥツづ�. Baseツ獲ツ督セツ経ツ個アツ値ツ倍ツ猟ヲ 50ツ倍. Jobツ獲ツ督セツ経ツ個アツ値ツ倍ツ猟ヲ 50ツ倍 ...
ツ参ツ湘�静ヲ:http://www.plusintedia.com

138 Name: !WAHa.06x36 : 2006-10-23 04:33 ID:Heaven [Del]

Man, that's the most incompetent spamming I've seen in years.

139 Name: Anonymous : 2006-10-23 06:13 ID:Heaven [Del]

>>138
>>137 did put a valid (but currently non-working) url in his post... that's a bit more competent than some of the spam i've seen recently...

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147 Name: Anonymous : 2007-01-05 12:12 ID:Heaven [Del]

Methinks this thread has outlived its use-by date.

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150 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-06 21:45 ID:8JKYUV8C [Del]

ツづ按つ「ツつキツづ�つ」ツーツづ敖ーツつソツづ」ツー

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154 Name: Anonymous : 2007-03-08 05:08 ID:Heaven [Del]

This thread is closed due to being a spam magnet. New discussion should take place here:

http://wakaba.c3.cx/soc/kareha.pl/1173359282/

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