7chan is offline due an ever decreasing interest/quality:expense ratio.
The URL will never be sold and the site will never be back online.
Smell you later forever, internet.

Also, for the record, I got head from chin-chan and it was fucking amazing

...except it's perfectly fine.
Is this trolling'? Am I being trolled'?

Here's what really happened >>1

>Sorry for the downtime, a kernel upgrade on the server didn't go as planned, and as usual it takes support 10 hours to reply to my emails to boot the server into a recovery mode to fix it. As of now we're back in action, though.

>>3
Let me fix that for you

>I am some guy who somehow gained control of a site called 7chan, and have managed to ruin it like the 20 guys before me.

Seriously though, what's up with 7chan? Every year its a different site with a different owner.

>>4
yeah, if its online or not, that shit site ain't 7chan.
7chan closed permanently well over two years ago.