http://dis.4chan.org/read.php/dis/1123265343/
He does not seem to know very many of PHP's billion helper functions :(
Threads on 4chan's /dis/ make me sad...
until I troll in them myself. Oh boy!
> But in contrast to Wakaba, FooChan is built on PHP and MySQL.
Wakaba: built on Perl and MyPixieDust! Awesome!